jesus-would-follow-me:

the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter

its the size of your bank account that we really care about

posted 16 hours ago with 45,822 notes · ©

luficerr:

luficerr:

i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge

i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”

no i dont want to be remembered for this

posted 18 hours ago with 22,409 notes · ©

mvlans:

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

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posted 2 days ago with 87,327 notes · ©

virginsacrificer:

its hard to be attractive when youre not

posted 2 days ago with 287,361 notes · ©

nubbsgalore:

photos by franz lanting in botswana’s okavango delta

posted 2 days ago with 32,457 notes · ©

acid-sea:

lazyanbu:

MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS

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SO WE MADE SOME MORE

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AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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THEN MY DAD JOINED IN

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whenever I’m sad I remember this post

posted 2 days ago with 156,669 notes · ©

betterdeadthancoward:

capricorn-onthe-cob:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

The Office in real life

posted 2 days ago with 170,762 notes · ©

captainclarkes:

there are no words

posted 2 days ago with 4,635 notes · ©
addelburgh:

farewell

addelburgh:

farewell

posted 2 days ago with 194,554 notes · ©

There’s always gonna be someone smarter, there’s always gonna be someone better looking, there’s always gonna be someone who works harder. What you have to offer is yourself, so don’t lose it, focus on it and try to bring it out.

posted 2 days ago with 4,874 notes · ©

teenwolfgossip:

Teen Wolf Season 3 set

posted 2 days ago with 5,289 notes · ©